#LMAOOOO PETTY
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The Onion, bruh 🤣
Y'all should hear the way Im ugly cackling at work 🤣🤣🤣🤣
#i dont plan on watching it anyway#bc i was team It Didn't Need To Happen#but this was so petty lmaoooo
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I support Dorian's beef against the Spider Queen, everyone should have a beef with the Spider Queen, not even JUST over Opal or like the underdark stuff (but absolutely for both of that too) but because everyone should have beef with Lolth by default 😤
#I almost forgot to post this lmao it's been open in a tab for a while#this isn't even bc I think Leylas is always right I just don't like Lolth personally lmaoooo Lolth is NOT my vibe#don't take this too seriously. this is my having some fun hater hours. I love hating on Lolth#honestly everyone should have a petty beef with one Prime and one Betrayer and also a no reason fave Prime and Betrayer#my petty beefs are Torog and Bahamut and my no reason faves are Moradin and Gruumsh#Critical Role things#CR spoilers#Critical Role
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Harry graduated from Draco's school of petty
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set of drabbles i did for @februairy's cute badminton au :)
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"what do you mean you have us in different rooms?!"
"exactly what i said." shanks raises his hands to rest on his hips as he puts his metaphorical foot down. "this is an important competition, and i need you both to be all-in, one hundred percent. that means no needless distractions."
he raises his index finger when sabo opens his mouth to argue. "none of that. i've given you my reason and your only choice. unless you'd rather find somewhere else to stay on your own dime?"
sabo's mouth snaps shut. this time, when shanks offers him the room key, sabo wordlessly swipes it from his hand. he picks his training bag back up off the floor and storms away further inside the gym, muttering over his shoulder about getting in more reps while everyone else goes out to eat.
it's to blow off steam, so shanks doesn't say anything against it. hopefully the extra exertion will clear sabo's head.
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when sanji opens the door to his hotel room, he finds his doubles partner on the other side instead of his assigned roommate. he can't help the surprise that pulls across his face. "what about sabo?"
"he kicked me out!" usopp exclaims, going from looking bashful to suddenly being very indignant – literally kicking the air. "then he made me switch him room keys!" his hand falls away from his suitcase handle so it teeters on its own to stay upright on the plush hallway carpet. "do you see what the problem is with that? it wasn't even his room to dictate what happens in!"
his other hand slides away from the strap to his overnight bag, essentially leaving both arms free to cross over his chest. "but if anyone asks, ace told me to say it was actually him that did all this. like anyone would believe that, hm? ace wasn't the one who stormed off earlier when we all got room assignments."
no, but he did stay behind to deal with his petty princess, sanji drily thinks as he finally holds the door open wider. usopp slouches where he stands and moves inside with all his luggage.
"well, look on the bright side, hm? neither of us has to deal with having a roommate that wants to be with someone else."
usopp nods wordlessly, still feeling prickly and dejected both at once. "really i'm just glad there's no cover story i have to keep up with. at least we won't have to deal with the fallout."
neither of them mention that it probably won't be an issue at all, because when shanks is personally traveling and organizing his athletes, his oversight is notably lax most of the time. it's not like he'll come upstairs to personally check everyone is where they're supposed to be for the night. aside from the grief given at the beginning, it's over now, for all intents and purposes.
besides, he'd meant what he said. he'd much rather room with usopp than have to deal with the world's most pouty prima-donna for the next four days.
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sabo puts his arms in the sleeves of his pullover and then stretches them above his head in a last attempt to pop his spine. he's not given a chance to lower them and shrug the rest of the pullover on because ace comes up behind him and sags into his still-arched back.
sabo carefully resists a forming shudder when he feels ace's arms worm around his middle, fingers immediately roving along his sides. "ace, we really should go down to eat breakfast," he tries.
"gimme one more minute," ace mumbles into the back of sabo's jersey. "i need more sabo time to myself before we have to go out in public."
sabo snorts, because it's not like they'll be coming right back up or anything. he's not stuffing his feet into anything but slide-ons before 10AM if he can help himself. and he doesn't want to deal with bringing any of their practice stuff downstairs if they're not immediately going to leave.
his attempt at thinking of a snappy reply fails when ace's lips start working up the back of his neck. sabo does shudder this time, back finally relaxing from the unnatural position, and his arms come down from overhead to land lightly on ace's own. "ace, c'mon. let's go get food."
ace releases him to finish getting dressed himself, leaving sabo alone to resume putting his light jacket on. his commentary still filters over to sabo, though, both unnecessary and unwarranted.
"we could just go out to eat. there's that bakery down the road along the way to the training facility, and the woman who owns it likes watching us compete."
"we're trying to save money," sabo reminds him lightly, then smirks as he recalls exactly what they're saving money for. "hotel breakfast is free. if you want something specific later, we can nag shanks into taking everyone to eat again."
he opens the door for ace and doesn't attempt to decipher ace's mumbling after being met with a dull look. it was probably about how they could've gone to eat last night (or at least ace could have, if he hadn't offered to stay late with sabo) and sabo's better off leaving the exact wording of such a mystery.
but he does tune back in once they're in the elevator, ace speaking a bit louder and from a bit closer when he wonders aloud if they'd get something for free from the bakery if they let it slip that they're engaged now.
sabo puts an elbow in his side before the elevator doors can slide shut.
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"you're late" are the first words koala says to sabo that morning when he sets his food tray down in front of the modest table she's claimed. she's said it for the sole purpose of riling him up and it works. she looks on in amusement when he pulls his chair out more harshly than intended.
"there's no set meal schedule, dearest, but thanks for grinding my gears. i can always count on you for that."
koala puts a hand over her heart. "what are friends for?"
sabo sits down heavily and leans into the backrest of the chair with a long-drawn sigh. "yeah, well, if you want someone to blame, then it's totally ace's fault for not getting up."
koala raises a brow at the wording. come to think of it, she had watched the two of them walk into the dining hall together. "you stayed with him? how'd you manage that? didn't you send me a whole long angry text last night about shanks being a literal demon from hell?"
"i switched rooms," sabo bites, throwing his head back to say this as snootily as possible. (ugh. it's too early for her to deal with this attitude from him.) "it's fine. shanks obviously doesn't understand the needs of teammates who are together romantically, so i just corrected his mistake on my own."
"and does he know about this correction?"
sabo purses his lips and ducks into his small bowl of porridge. "no," he mumbles.
"your 'needs' huh?" koala prods, smirking when sabo glances back up at her. she raises a brow instead of verbally asking the question.
sabo rolls his eyes and stabs his spoon back into the pile of mush. "we didn't do anything like that."
"like what?" ace pipes up, finally within hearing distance. when sabo only shrugs his shoulders, he wordlessly looks past his head to koala, but she only seals her lips. "well, glad you two are having fun with your secrets," he mildly snarks.
he pulls out a chair next to sabo and slides into it. "i still think we should've hit the bakery instead, by the way. the sesame cookies are already out, and when i asked, a server told me they were done making them for the day!"
"could've woken up earlier," sabo mutters. then, louder, "and we're still trying to save money."
"hah!" ace leans back precariously in his seat, ignoring his plate of cannoli to be petulant. "so when you want something, it's suddenly a necessary expense, but when i do the same it's a waste of money to even consider?"
"yes, that's right!" sabo proclaims haughtily, stabbing his spoon back into his breakfast. across from them, koala can't help but laugh at their comedy performance.
"aren't you used to him being this way by now?" she asks ace when ace glares at her. she also reaches into her bag at the same time to pull out a collection of thumb-sized cookies she has wrapped in a napkin. "you're lucky i'm so thoughtful," she says to him before he can get out a retort, offering him the small handful of the same sweets he'd been complaining about not getting to eat. "and that i thought of you earlier when i saw these and realized how quickly they were going."
"you're right, i completely forgive you and love you," ace rushes to say as he accepts the gift. at his side, sabo purses his lips and huffs at the wording, but ace ignores him completely in favor of tossing a small cookie into his mouth. "you're literally the best."
koala inclines her chin, leering over at sabo when he happens to look up at her. "i'm the best," she gloats.
she should have expected sabo to snap at some point, yet the heel suddenly digging into her shin makes her realize she'd thought of this a tad too late.
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"oh, that? i can tell you about that," robin says to sanji and usopp during lunch. she'd heard an abridged version from koala earlier of the conversation she'd had with sabo that morning. "shanks found out those two got engaged recently and thought rooming them together would be a needless distraction."
that's the short of it, but it sure does paint matching looks of surprise on both of the athletes sitting across from her. they've both paused with food halfway to their mouths. she chuckles at the sight, hiding her open lips behind one hand.
"oh," both of them say simultaneously. then, from just sanji, "ok, yeah, i'd be pissed too. what a dick move. that's a valid reason."
"how long have they been engaged?" usopp asks around a bite of his sandwich. "was that supposed to stay a secret?"
"i don't think so, it just hasn't been too long," robin assures him. "i actually don't know the specifics. you'll have to direct your inquiries to either of them."
"yeah, no thanks," usopp mutters. "if shanks nearly had his head bitten off, i'd hate to see what happens to me."
"well, he did incite them," sanji reminds him. "i'm sure ace wouldn't mind telling us."
he specifically says ace because they both know he's the more easy-going of the pair, and also when sabo is confronted with something he doesn't want to share, he immediately becomes the world's most frigid ice queen.
"sabo might be happy to spill details, if you catch him at the right time," robin mentions. "it's his engagement too. i wouldn't be surprised to learn he's more excited than ace."
alright, yeah, that's a good counter-point to consider. both sanji and usopp think that over.
"after dinner?" usopp suggests.
"no, neither of them drink during a competition." sanji shakes his head. "maybe after the plane ride back home? if he's too tired, he might reveal something without thinking on it."
"if he's too tired, he just won't give us the time of day," usopp counters.
"what about after they win this week?" robin suggests.
which. is a good idea, in theory. but they would have to win, which is not a one-hundred percent guarantee.
but it is something to think over.
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koala bites on her lip and sags into sabo's side again to bemoan her fate. below them, the current women's singles match-up is their own teammate reiju versus an athlete from sweden. "how can someone look so hot while sweating so much?" she says, completely aghast.
she makes the mistake of glancing up at him after saying this, bearing witness to the large smirk taking up his face. he opens his big mouth and already she knows she wants no part in this. "well–"
"yeah, i don't need unnecessary commentary from the man with a boyfriend," she gripes, leaning off of him. thankfully, sabo shuts his mouth and only shrugs, still looking smug but at least remaining silent about it. "speaking of which, where did ace go? wasn't he just here?"
sabo looks to his other side to confirm ace has indeed disappear. he looks miffed at this but keeps his answer perfectly indifferent. "how should i know? i'm not his keeper."
"you're right, he's just yours," koala says before she can help himself. sabo gasps, completely and justly indignant, and the look on his face is the perfect reward for ruffling his feathers again.
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koby notices ace and sabo from the distance, but it takes him getting closer and a moment of observation to realize they're monitoring their competition and not merely engaged in conversation.
because from further back, it does look like something different. he stops short to watch ace wrapping an arm around sabo's back, tugging him closer with a hold around his middle. from the angle koby is to them, he can see ace gesturing down to the court with his other hand. they're both talking quietly with their heads huddled close together.
casual intimacy between doubles partners is nothing new, but koby can't help but add another mental notch to the running total he has in his head telling him this is another moment between this specific pair that qualifies more as pda.
he's kept this count going since the olympics ended, when he'd first begun to notice the change in the pair's affection for each other. it's not relative or important, really, but sometimes he can't turn off his observant eye. not for the first time, he thinks about asking after it in an unofficial capacity. maybe if it's off-the-record, they'd tell him if something had changed.
before he can think more on this, someone is calling out to him. specifically, someone says "hey four-eyes!" and from experience and the cadence, koby knows it's luffy before he turns around to acknowledge the athlete.
"hi," he greets luffy a bit lamely, still caught up in his thoughts. "you have another match?"
"no, i'm done for the day," luffy reveals. "i'm just sticking around to watch ace and sabo." he pointedly looks over koby's shoulder to see the duo not far away, realizing koby had been facing that direction. "do i need to get them for you?"
"oh, no, that's fine," koby insists, raising both hands to wave luffy's suggestion off. he peers over his shoulder as well, noting that the pair are even closer together than they were before, and quickly turns back to face luffy. "they, uh, look preoccupied as-is. i'd hate to ruin their concentration."
luffy looks at the pair again and takes koby's words into account. "oh, they're always like that now."
now implies that something has changed recently, though koby's not hell-bent on knowing anymore. the distance between the four of them isn't large, and he'd hate to be overheard, even if he is still curious.
luffy steamrolls along, though, not realizing the gravity of the situation. "probably because they're getting married soon? they've been a lot more touchy-feely since getting engaged."
sirens blare in koby's head, and he has to resist the temptation to look back behind him again. "oh, ok," he says, suddenly overwhelmed. that does make sense. it is a good explanation. it's also probably something he should not be privy to, especially if it's a recent development.
luffy must realize this too, because he perks up and grabs koby by both his shoulders. "i'm saying this to you as my friend, koby, not as a journalist."
"yeah, i got it," koby wheezes. "you can trust me. i won't say a word."
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"maybe we should come back to korea," ace says at the end of their stay. they're both outside on the veranda, some light alcohol still in either of their glasses though neither are keen on finishing it off. it had been a celebratory move that both are regretting, especially with the summer heat bearing down on them. even in the dark of night, the blush on sabo's fair-skinned cheeks is still evident.
"after the season is over," ace says aloud, though they both know the implication. after we get married, he means. "we can book a room at the shilla and sight-see for a few days. or just chill in there. not like there's a lack of things to do."
sabo had been about to reply, but at the mention of the luxury resort hotel, he chokes. gasping for breath, he swallows the rest of his champagne in an attempt to quickly recover. "isn't that just a tad too expensive??"
"eh, we can splurge a bit." ace shrugs, then grins over at sabo. "it'll be another thing to save up for. if you want to."
"well i don't not want to," sabo admits, which is progress. as long as he's considering the possibility, that's good enough for ace.
"they even have their own bakery inside," ace adds, which only makes sabo groan.
"will you let that go already?"
#op#writing#saboace#going thru the tag and using everything i know in an attempt to do this correctly heheeee#also koby being the sports reporter that ace has to shield sabo from def altered how i wrote his scene w luffy#i knew he was there but i forgot abt ace teasing him to accommodate sabo and its so good!!!#wanted that to show in how koby perceives ace and ace's interaction w sabo#(and that ace would bite his head off first in his eyes if he made a wrong assumption abt them or learned smth he shouldn't)#also lmaoooo its so much fun to write sabo like this i dont give myself the chance to do so very often#ik you were debating more nationals athletes but i saw reijus name again and blacked out and here we are#wanted to write zoro and perona into this but i ran outta ideas whoops#maybe next time ;)#(also i didn't know if hack or shanks or both are national team travel coach/chaperones#so i just chose the one more likely to be petty about not being in on the engagement as soon as it happened heh)
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Hot Boi Summer Porter Spoilers
I just know Porter put his location on JUST for Vincent 💀
He did not pick that spot because it was "Cheap" or whatever he said it was, he picked it because he wanted to be petty 😭
He definitely has something else in mind but as soon as Vincent tried to call him... He had to switch it up LMAOOOO
"MR KRABSSSS I HAVE AN IDEAAAA 🤭" Ah switch up 💀
I love me some Porter content... My sassy wife
#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr#minty rambles#redacted fandom#redacted porter#hot boi summer 2024#I just know for a fact he took a selfie and posted it in a group chat or something 😭#“dying on a rollercoaster? couldn't it be me” HELPPPPP#he's so petty I love him#I know that's probably not his intention but that's actually funny to think about 😭#like imagine Vincent hearing about Porter going to the amusement park AFTER he called him 💀#we just might have to fight again BECAUSE WHATTTT#Erik you funny as shit for that LMAOOOO
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So... about ships... I'm not really the shippest of people but! I'm very much a crack person which means I'm putting this in your lap:
Momina x Dino
Just cause I wanna see Mukhtars reaction to it. I can't pinpoint what it's going to be exactly but I have a feeling that it would be funny.
THIS MADE ME LAUGH KRKRKRKR Thank you, Lili!! I made a little drawing :D
I put WAY too much effort into this lmaooo and then got lazy but the gist of it is that THIS WOULD BE A HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE. In fact I think it'd be very funny to think this was something he dreamt up and he hated it soooo much. He wakes up in a cold sweat and calls Momina immediately despite the time [she doesn't pick up, she is dead asleep] and so he leaves voice messages babbling about how "you better not ever date that blond bastard!! You better not marry him!!" Just a string of rambling and curses aimed at Dino. :)
If Momina and Dino got together Dino feels like he'd mess with Mukhtar by going "ooooh tell me my future, babe. ♡" But only whenever Mukhtar is around because, you know, if they got married he'd love her and not actually want to put her health at risk...He'd love to fuck with Mukhtar nonetheless though! Mukhtar is scandalized every time!! THIS IS SICK...!! Slew of Somali curses follow. Momina would giggle along and be all "oh stop ehehehe" because she's always a Certified Simp....and then she barks at Mukhtar because "stop cursing my husband!! I'll be really mad if he wakes up sick tomorrow!" And now they are bickering while Dino stays smirking, victorious.
Mukhtar will then run off in frustration... he is SOOOO breaking into his casino again and robbing that stupid Italiano!! Because this is TYL I like thinking he's already with Bianchi, and she happily joins him :) she throws poison cakes at his security and smashes one of their fancy cars and it was so hot. Made Mukhtar feel really loved! He then made sure they vanished into the night...avoiding consequences! [Mukhtar thinks the one upside to Momina being with Dino is he has to be easier on him now because "they're Family." Scoffs...Mukhtar is praying Dino goes BALD. Bianchi is suggesting their sneak into the Cavallone mansion and put Nair in his shampoo! Once again, Mukhtar thinks she is SO HOT. They should do that!!]
#nimo's fantastical replies#my art#khr ocs#mukhtar ishmail#mookie#momina luqman#momo#khr#dino cavallone#momo x dino#this is a very fun ship 😭 if Dino marries Momina he now has two pests that swarm around all the time!#it will bring out his petty side so much!!!#also enjoy tyl! Mookie in 70's shoujo style#I am actually not sure if I am set on this hairstyle for him#but its cute if I keep it bc Jojo said he's an octopus like Hayato#and they have a good relationship!! [Mookie is one of the few kind adults to Hayato!]#mookie x bianchi#lili#lixenn#hope you enjoyed this!?!? I had fun anyway lmaoooo#nijojomo world
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wild how ppl are saying "Jonathan gains nothing by lying" as if the literal point of that was that he was pulling a byers brother selfless TM bc he didn't want Nancy to think Steve left her there help
It’s a MESS 😭 seeing the collective fandom memory be so poor is crazy. Like. I know it’s seen across the board (people letting their fanon favorite take and feelings overpower their memory of canon/in-character behavior) but…the evidence for Steve never saying anything to Jonathan about taking Nancy home is in 4K IMAX with Dolby Atmos sound in the show??? It’s not even subtext. Steve just storms past Jonathan…only for Jonathan to make up a convo they had LMAO
People doing the same “there was a special convo that happened in the two days between the SBP and Hawkins in The Piggyback” with that scene rn ☠️ Maybe one day the people will understand that they can’t just make stuff up and base canon understanding off it but. That day is not today 😭
(Thanks for the ask! ✨)
#fandom memory used to be so long. we used to have STANDARDS#people quoting entire convos from specific episodes at the drop of the hat#to the point where even the creators don’t remember that well#NOT HERE THO#y’all make stuff up and then blame THE SHOW for it#talking about Joseph Buyers and Stephan Hattington apparently cause…it’s not their canon selves LMFAO#anyway. let me stop being petty in the tags LMAOOOO#asks#booksandpaperss
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fuck me.. work tonight was so draining like i suddenly remember why i moved into admin a few years ago now. let me never complain about my job again
#covering youth sessions ages me ten years every time#these 16something lads will continually condescend to me but i’m nothing if not sarcastic and stubborn - i WILL get that apology from them#lmaoooo#im exhausted but it wasn’t half bad overall tbh im just out of practice for youth work#it’s been years but the groups i used to have when i started were so much ‘worse’ behaved than these lot#they were just rowdy and hungry and petty#which yeah checks out 100000% for teen boys#stelle yaps#the group i’ve had for the last few years as i’ve gone into admin were so easy in that they were polite and mature - but the other#issues i was helping them with regarding da and healthy relationships#we’re not so easy but still it’s a totally different kettle of fish to what tonight was like#fucking food thrown all over 😭😭 like what a waste and kicking at the doors and the windows and shit#ugh anyway vent over it was fine and tomorrow im doing three hours of work before im off on holiday for a week!#also i should add it was a 12 hour work day today… like they couldn’t have picked a worse day for me 🙃
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btw just a reminder if any of u are going through or have gone through a bad friendship breakup I have a playlist for that
#come one come all to this tragic affair. the playlist that caused my ex best friend to fucking BLOCK ME ON SPOTIFY LMAOOOO#i didnt even know u could do that#i found out bc i followed one of his old playlists and it kept showing up as 'this playlist is unavailable' lmfaoooo#the sheer pettiness. i have to admire it. it honestly made me miss him a little more lol#just cause its such a hilarious thing to do idk
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it is so embarrassing to sit here and continue to have a mental breakdown online when i KNOW the reason for all of it and yet
#like jfc will they just give me my meds back idk what they want from me#i need two weeks to lock myself in my house alone and not think abt petty work shit#my period finally showed up#every day i drive past giant trees uprooted by literal tornades#my schoolwork is abominably stupid#i havent done anything creative for 80% of the year#cant focus bc im so lightheaded#my memory is beginning to fail#whatevers left on my feed of ffxiv seems tailorfit to annoy me#also my uncle and his wife are coming in two weeks.#so i have to fix the house and determine how tf to navigate the fact#theyre going to live 8 minutes away from my house and want us to be their family#after they spent 20 yrs alienating us & their own kids#theyre gonna confirm im queer once they come in my house lmaoooo
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whats the most pettiest things firecracker!yn has done ( she just like me 🤞)
probably give the fans fan service with her and eunchae after hanni told her that her and minji are just fan service
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why do i have mad beef over some voting on dress to impress y’all
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26. do you hold grudges or forgive easy?
i don't really hold grudges, like i don't actively wish bad for people who have hurt me... but, like, i will laugh a bit if you tell me they're going thru some hard times lmaooooo
#my extended family has been torn apart by petty grudges so growing up#my parents NEVER let me and my siblings be petty with each other#it was always 'YOURE ALL EACHOTHER HAVE' lmaoooo#so i'm a naturally forgiving person. however. i do have limits
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out of concern about accidentally burrying my art with how many things i want to reblog and say, I've decided to use a sideblog I've had for a while more actively so id like to mention it. because side-blogs are fun!
You can find it as @vacalimpia !!! For anyone who wants to hear me say random things and see me reblog stuff without me accidentally making my art hard to find here hehe
#not art#i talk!!!#ive had it for a while i just hardly ever remembered i could use it#its just im having too much fun commenting random things but i have to remember IT IS MY ART ACCOUNT#so i dont want to just burry the content its meant to display with me saying random things😓#dont want it to get too unfocused if you get what im saying#NOT THAT THIS IS THAT SERIOUS OF AN ACCOUNT i dont really intend for this account to be a serious professional art account as of now#but i want to keep things organized since i dont want it to seem like this is my personal blog NOW VACALIMPIA CAN DO THAT IF I FEEL LIKE IT#this is a sideffect of being petty about twitter im not going to lie#i have a personal account there but im getting really petty about twitter which ends up in me using tumblr more often#which in thus makes me want to burry my art with random posts and reblogs LMAOOOO#so yeah thats how it is#my sideblog. clean cow🩷
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yall ever js go thru ur follow list of ur niche fandom circle n then wonder why ur not following them hack then ur like oh . i had a good reason
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Oh my god what is going on lmaooo
#my thoughts watching#supernatural#for the first time#spoilers#crowley and lucifer lmaoooo#i thought they were petty fighting like toddlers#season 12 ep 21
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